Webwatch: Down to the Wire

November 12th, 2010 § Leave a Comment

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Last week saw the demise of the bafflingly popular Limewire. After a four-year battle with the Recording Industry Association of America, a federal court in New York issued a “permanent injunction” against them, shutting the operation down permanently.

Although this is just one of many peer-to-peer downloading services, this ruling is ominous. The US recorded music sales fell from $14.5bn in 1999 to $7.7bn in 2009, and the blame is being laid squarely at the internet’s massive omnipresent feet. But how fair is this accusation?

For the first time in human history, people have been able to separate a physical property from the intellectual property. In the past, if you wanted some music, you would buy a record or tape. You weren’t just buying the music, but the company’s production costs. Each extra record would cost the company a small amount of money to produce and you ended up with a physical entity in your hand. Now producing extra copies has no cost at all. One MP3 costs the same to make as a hundred million.

Other production costs have fallen too. Music can now be recorded cheaply by artists themselves while being distributed on MySpace and YouTube with no studio or money changing hands. Studio backing is still the way to make it big, but it’s now possible to go it alone.

Over the last century, the idea of music has changed enormously, from being indivisible from a person playing an instrument or singing nearby to a piece of plastic, to nothing – it is a digital file essentially, a series of ones and zeros. It’s very hard to make people pay for that. With the rise of the internet age, it’s imperative that the existence of purely intellectual property is recognised. How to do this? I have no idea. Maybe steal all those hippies’ DeviantArt drawings, see how they like it.

As for piracy itself, the Limewire decision probably won’t have much effect. There are better ways of downloading anyway, though it will probably inhibit the more technological inept among us. Most will move on to Bittorrent, and illegal downloading will continue full flow. But the net is closing in.

Rules of the Internet

October 5th, 2010 § Leave a Comment

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The rules of the internet are many, vague and debateable.  Since all internet debates quickly devolve into accusations of Nazism and sexual inadequacy, the list has never really been clarified. There are a few that should be on there: Don’t go on Facebook when you have an essay due, Wikipedia is not a homework generator, clear your internet history before letting your mum check her emails. Break these at your awkward Christmas lunch inducing peril.

One rule however is agreed:  Rule 34; the backbone (and other interesting bones) of the internet community. Rule 34 states that “If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.” Everyone knows the internet is for porn but many don’t realise the true extent of the weird crap out there. There is porn of absolutely everything. Everything that exists or can be possible has a porn version. Every film, every TV show, every item of furniture: There is porn of it. No Exceptions.

If you dared, and with moderate safe search turned off, you will find porn of anything. You could treat it as a game; “what childhood memory will I ruin today?” I myself have unfortunately stumbled upon Thomas the Tank engine porn. It was a Manga, entirely in Japanese and Thomas and His Friends were doing some appalling things. They were all still trains so wasn’t terribly clear what the appalling things were but they looked very happy about it. Pokémon porn is depressingly commonplace, and most doesn’t even revolve around multiple Nurse Joys. Sonic the Hedgehog… well, I don’t even want to go into it. Let’s just say that running isn’t the only thing he does super fast.

Following a link is like Russian roulette but it’s hard to resist sometimes. I’ll be trawling through forums avoiding study when and notice an innocent message and link with a curious NSFW tag next to it. ‘What? Surely there’s no way that could… *click* Oh God, unsee, UNSEE!’

Never has humanity had such unlimited access to pictures of nudey ladies and yet thousands if not millions of people spend their time drawing pictures of Iron Man having a passionate gay affair with a lamp post. Of course it exists, have you learned nothing?!

Maybe the ultimate rule of the internet should be if it’s marked Not Safe For Work you should just take their word for it.

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